Ah. The Hummer. Such an intentionally ugly vehicle, it has long been a completely unsubtle "fuck-you" to all other road users. Which makes it fully deserving of all the derision heaped upon it by the FUH2 project.
And now those who want to put more lurve into the love-to-hate relationship can take it a bit further at ihumpedyourhummer. Yep, get a pal to take a video of you making intimate with one of these oversized gas-guzzling piles of crud and you too could be feature of the week…
The act of humping a Hummer and videotaping it can be interpreted in a variety of ways—it can be seen as a political statement, a piece of performance art, an opportunity to satisfy a roaring libido, or a an amusing activity to engage in as you're walking down the street.
Juvenile in the extreme. (But did I say there's anything wrong with that?)
Comments
HUMPING A HUMMER. COME ON HOW STUPID. ANYONE BUYING INTO THIS HYPE IS JUST SHOWING THEIR ENVY. MOST OF YOU ARE JUST AFRAID TO ADMIT THE TRUTH, YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT.
PEOPLE WHO GO AROUND HUMPING VEHICLES, NEED A THERAPIST. I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOUR ENVIOUS STARES , AS I DRIVE MY NEW H2. GET OUT OF MY H2 WAY, OR I WILL RUN OVER YOUR HYBRID LOVING MINI COOP BEHIND.
LUV MY HUMMER
BUYING A HUMMER. COME ON HOW STUPID. ANYONE BUYING INTO GM'S HYPE IS JUST SHOWING THEIR IGNORANCE. MOST OF YOU ARE JUST AFRAID TO ADMIT THE TRUTH, YOU CAN'T GET IT UP.
PEOPLE WHO GO AROUND BUYING VEHICLES, NEED A THERAPIST. I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOUR ENVIOUS STARES , AS I RIDE PAST ON MY OLD BIKE WHILE YOU'RE GRIDLOCKED. GET OUT OF MY BIKE LANE, OR I WILL PUT A U-LOCK THROUGH YOUR BACK WINDOW.
LUV MY BIKE
[Gee, it is surprisingly easy to be a complete tool when you leave the caps lock key on…]
MAYBE IF YOU WOULD HAVE FOCUSED MORE IN SCHOOL, YOU COULD AFFORD A MODE OF TRANSPORTATION WITH AN ACTUAL ENGINE. NEWBREAK, EVERY HEAR OF FREE SPEECH WHICH INCLUDES USING CAPS OR NOT.
XANAX CAN HELP FOR INCREASING ANXIETY FOR SUCH THINGS AS BIG CAR ENVY, CAPITAL LETTER FEAR, AND HALLUCINATIONS THAT ALL HUMMER DRIVES HAVE SMALL NON-FUNCTIONING BODY PARTS.
LOVE MY HUMMER