“Did you hear about the centipede who fell in a ditch? He couldn’t get up. He was too exhausted trying to figure out what foot to put first. Same thing with a bike. Who needs 18 gears?” — Fred Mathes
“The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community.” –Ann Strong
“I’m lazy. But it’s the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn’t like walking or carrying things.” –Lech Walesa
Seriously, how good does it feel to ride a bike?
“People are upset because some cyclists smashed into the back of my car…” Geez, Jason–I wonder why?
Yep, speedlinking again.
Come on Bicycle NSW! Why are you giving tacit support to ludicrous suggestions about bicycle registration?
I haven’t broken a New Year’s resolution yet, so it must be safe for me to speedlink…
Nothing personal I’m sure, but if you ride a bike British journalist Matthew Parris wants you dead. Preferably by having your head ripped off…
Time hasn’t started running backwards since my last effort (at least, not noticeably), so it must be safe for me to speedlink…
Time hasn’t started running backwards since my last effort (at least, not noticeably), so it must be safe for me to speedlink…
I haven’t been caught distributing bogus how-to-vote cards since my last effort, so it must be safe for me to speedlink…
I haven’t been caught in public with my pants down since my last effort, so it must be safe for me to speedlink…