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<p>Get yourself ready for the weekend with a <a href="http://vimeo.com/40560345" title="Simmons and Vanderham Ride &quot;Cross Country&quot; on Element on Vimeo">good MTB video</a>. <span class="aside">[<a href="http://www.chocolatefoot.co.uk/blog">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="take-a-tip">Take a tip</h3>

<p><a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/bicyclesafety-tips,8077/">Bicycle-Safety Tips</a>. Read &#8216;em and dweeb.</p>

<h3 id="foldin-fender">Foldin&#8217; fender</h3>

<p>The <a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/254088432/quickfix-and-foldnfix-foldable-bicycle-fenders">Quickfix and Foldnfix Foldable Bike Fenders</a> are mudguards that slip over your back wheel, keeping you from getting that damp grey stripe up your arse. More protection than a seat posted mounted mudguard but not as much coverage as full-length guards, they&#8217;re a clever design. They look a bit rough-and-ready to me but then I reckon that&#8217;ll make them pretty rugged when it really counts. <span class="aside">[<a href="http://www.cycleexif.com/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="turning-pedals-turning-pages">Turning pedals, turning pages</h3>

<p>Kent Peterson recommends:</p>

<ul>
<li><a href="http://kentsbike.blogspot.com.au/2011/10/50-good-bicycle-books.html">50 Good Bicycle Books</a></li>
<li><a href="http://kentsbike.blogspot.com.au/2011/11/50-more-good-bicycle-books.html">50 More Good Bicycle Books</a></li>
</ul>

<h3 id="seven-things">Seven things</h3>

<p><a href="http://www.londoncyclist.co.uk/tips/7-things-you-should-give-up-to-be-a-happy-cyclist/">Seven things you should give up to be a happy cyclist</a>.</p>

<h3 id="baillieu-heart-bikes-umm-not">Baillieu &hearts; bikes&hellip;umm, not</h3>

<p>The Victorian Government remains <a href="http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/government-fixated-on-the-costly-eastwest-link-20120501-1xx9q.html" title="Government fixated on the costly east-west link">fixated on the costly east-west link </a>, with <a href="http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/little-relief-for-metro-commuters-20120501-1xxaa.html" title="Little relief for Metro commuters">little relief for public transport commuters </a> and funding for bike works <a href="http://www.bicyclenetwork.com.au/general/change-the-world/93685/" title="Budget allocations - Bicycle Network Victoria">turned down to zero</a>. I don&#8217;t often use the term but to me this all seems nothing short of retarded.</p>

<p><span class="aside">[<a href="http://www.tricksome.com/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<p>See also: <a href="http://au.news.yahoo.com/video/vic/watch/28582263/the-state-of-melbournes-public-transport/">the state of Melbourne&#8217;s public transport</a>&hellip;yeah, it&#8217;s crap. Oh, and no one likes Myki. <span class="aside">[<a href="https://twitter.com/#!/ptua">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="economies-of-bike">Economies of bike</h3>

<p><a href="http://dc.streetsblog.org/2012/03/23/why-bicyclists-are-better-customers-than-drivers-for-local-business/" title="Why Bicyclists Are Better Customers Than Drivers for Local Business | Streetsblog Capitol Hill"> Why bicyclists are better customers than drivers for local business </a></p>

<blockquote>
  <p>the economic benefit of bicycling for communities doesn’t end with cyclists’ expensive cappuccinos and impulse buys. Properties near bike paths increase in value 11 percent&hellip;access and proximity to walking and biking facilities, especially greenways, makes homes easier to sell.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>And on The Conversation Brad Pettitt argues that <a href="http://theconversation.edu.au/bike-lanes-economic-benefits-go-beyond-jobs-6081" title="Bike lanes' economic benefits go beyond jobs">bike lanes&#8217; economic benefits go beyond jobs</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>the economic benefits of bike paths are not simply limited to jobs created during path construction. Long after the bike path concrete has dried the economic benefits can keep rolling, so long as the bike path is well planned and integrated into a broader cycle network.</p>
</blockquote>

<p><span class="aside">[<a href="https://twitter.com/#!/gusk">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="shared-paths-not-safe">Shared paths: not safe?</h3>

<p>A study reported in the <a href="http://www.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/cycle-paths-more-dangerous-than-roads-20120320-1vgxl.html">Canberra Times</a> which &#8220;examined the characteristics of bicycle crashes in different cycling environments&#8221; with the aim of finding &#8220;strategies to reduce bicycle crashes&#8221; has concluded in part that:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>The number of crashes involving pedestrians and the relatively high speeds of some of the cyclists on shared paths and footpaths suggests that the regulation of cycling in shared areas should be reviewed, formally recognized as a part of the road reserve and appropriate speed limits applied. Such measures would be in the interests of cyclists and pedestrians, as cyclists who crashed on shared paths sustained higher average injury severity scores than those injured in any other road environment.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>While I don&#8217;t see how shared path speed limits could be enforced, I actually find this report fairly convincing. I found alternative routes for my daily commuting years ago when the daily tangle with bike path racers started getting just a bit too scary.</p>

<p>See the press release from <a href="https://www.georgeinstitute.org/about-us/media-centre/australian-study-endorses-cycle-lanes-beware-pedestrians" title="Australian study endorses cycle lanes, but beware pedestrians | The George Institute">The George Institute for Global Health</a> and the full report is available from <a href="http://www.roadsafetytrust.org.au/c/rtt?a=da&amp;did=1004593" title="NRMA - ACT Road Safety Trust - Reports">NRMA &#8211; ACT Road Safety Trust</a>.</p>

<p><span class="aside">[<a href="http://www.cycling.org.au/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="downright-scary">Downright scary</h3>

<p>This video of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbG66g9ZrDc" title="Traffic Cops - Crazy Mobile Phone Driver Rams Police Officer - YouTube">a crazy mobile phone driver ramming a police officer</a> is downright scary. But it&#8217;s important to remember that homicidal nutters like this are rare, fortunately. <span class="aside">[<a href="http://www.mccracken.me.uk/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="driving-mr-hitler">Driving Mr Hitler</h3>

<p>Observes <a href="http://drianwalker.com/">Ian Walker</a>: &#8220;So car sharing ads were perfected in the 40s?&#8221; Case in point: <a href="http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/powers_of_persuasion/use_it_up/images_html/ride_with_hitler.html" title="Powers of Persuasion Intro Page">When You Ride Alone
You Ride With Hitler!</a></p>

<h3 id="envy">Envy</h3>

<p>National Geographic has some seriously cool <a href="http://travel.nationalgeographic.com/travel/countries/your-biking-photos/">travel biking photos</a>. <span class="aside">[<a href="http://cfsmtb.net/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<p>And <a href="http://livefreeordrive.tumblr.com/" title="Live Free or Drive">Live Free or Drive</a> is a blog full of lush bike touring photos. <span class="aside">[<a href="http://www.cycleexif.com/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<p>See also <a href="http://travellingtwo.com/12405" title="How To Map Your Bike Tour With Twitter | TravellingTwo: Bicycle Touring Around The World">Bike tour + Twitter = Map</a>.</p>

<h3 id="how-to-steal-a-bike-redux">How to steal a bike redux</h3>

<p>Remember this? <a href="http://treadly.net/2006/08/04/how-to-steal-a-bike/">How to steal a bike</a>.</p>

<p>Well <a href="http://www.observer.com/2012/03/after-seven-years-still-nobody-cares-if-casey-neistats-bike-gets-stolen/" title="After Seven Years, Still Nobody Cares If Casey Neistat’s Bike Gets Stolen | The New York Observer">after seven years, still nobody cares if Casey Neistat’s bike gets stolen</a>.</p>

<p>Of course, there may be <a href="http://treadly.net/2006/12/04/mugged-for-my-bike/">very good reasons</a> for that&hellip;</p>

<p><span class="aside">[<a href="http://www.velojoy.com/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="sting-like-a-butterfly">Sting like a butterfly</h3>

<blockquote>
  <p>Having trouble with free-roaming pedestrians cutting you up on your daily commute? Slightly gullible? Well, help is at hand. Maybe. One frustrated London commuter got so tired with SMIDSY peds that he came up with a novel approach to the problem: <a href="http://road.cc/content/news/55929-video-bike-butterfly-pedestrian-awareness-aid" title="Video: Bike Butterfly, the pedestrian awareness aid | road.cc">the Bike Butterfly</a>.</p>
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<h3 id="ok-this-is-getting-a-bit-ridiculous">OK, this is getting just a bit ridiculous&hellip;</h3>

<p><a href="http://tesladownunder.com/WorldsBrightestBike.htm" title="WorldsBrightestBike">World&#8217;s brightest bike light</a> at 100,000 lumens apparently (whatever that means) it sounds awfully bright. <span class="aside">[<a href="http://www.londoncyclist.co.uk/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="for-your-own-sake-dont">For your own sake, don&#8217;t</h3>

<p><a href="http://www.adventure-journal.com/2012/04/the-list-9-reasons-why-you-shouldnt-ride-to-work/" title="The List: 9 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Ride to Work">Nine Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Ride to Work</a>.  <span class="aside">[<a href="http://kentsbike.blogspot.com/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="spring-classics">Spring classics</h3>

<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1QXKjc1nLY&amp;feature=youtu.be" title="Parijs Roubaix 2011 - YouTube"> Paris&ndash;Roubaix</a>: better in black and white. <span class="aside">[<a href="https://twitter.com/#!/miketomalaris">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="hit-and-run">Hit and run</h3>

<p>The fact the people can do hit-and-run makes my stomach churn. So it was good to see this video showing a driver attempting to flee after hitting a bicyclist being blocked by a quick-thinking bus driver. Check it out: <a href="http://commuteorlando.com/wordpress/2012/04/05/salute-to-a-heroic-bus-operator/">Salute to a Heroic Bus Operator</a>.  <span class="aside">[<a href="http://kentsbike.blogspot.com/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<p>Then there&#8217;s this one <a href="http://www.cyclelicio.us/2012/hit-run-berkeley-bicycle/" title="Cyclelicious » Berkeley hit and run caught on camera">caught on camera</a>, which looks deliberate or at least wildly negligent. Unsurprisingly, the car was <a href="http://sfist.com/2012/04/27/berkeley_hit-run_vehicle_turns_up_i.php" title="Berkeley Hit-Run Vehicle Turns Up In Oakland, Reported Stolen: SFist">later reported stolen</a>.</p>

<p>As a follow-up, Cyclelicious <a href="http://www.cyclelicio.us/2012/cyclist-hit-and-run-records-california/" title="Cyclelicious » 9 Cyclist Hit &amp; Runs Reported to CHP This Week">summarised recently reported hit and runs</a>. This one particularly caught my eye: &#8220;Hit &amp; run with injury. Small child on bike hit by gray pickup truck. Driver of the vehicle gave juvenile $20 and left the scene.&#8221; Lovely.</p>

<h3 id="need-any-help-buddy">&#8220;Need any help, buddy?&#8221;</h3>

<p>We&#8217;ve all stopped to offer help to another cyclist but not all of us have had our good deeds <a href="http://bikehugger.com/post/view/a-good-deed-on-the-bike-mapped" title="A Good Deed on the Bike Mapped - Bike Hugger">recorded on Google Streetview</a>. <span class="aside">[<a href="http://www.roadswerenotbuiltforcars.com/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="will-make-you-cry">Will make you cry</h3>

<p>Take a private 10 minutes to watch this beautiful film <a href="http://karlmccracken.sweat365.com/2012/04/06/boy/" title="Boy » Sweat365 » Fitness Community | Do The Right Thing">Boy</a>, featuring the wonderful Timothy Spall.</p>

<h3 id="for-the-kids">For the  kids</h3>

<p>On Momentum Mag, <a href="http://momentummag.com/blogs/families-on-bikes/tiny-helmets-big-bikes" title="Tiny Helmets Big Bikes - Momentum Mag">Tiny Helmets, Big Bike</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>Since I’ve started biking for transportation, I feel like a better mother. I am more excited about each day, and less rushed because the journey becomes as fun as the destination. I am healthier and happier and able to watch the world go by at a child’s pace. We still have days where it is difficult to get out of the house and even days where we can’t avoid taking the car. However, knowing that with each pedal stroke I am creating a better future for my children gives me that extra push.</p>
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<p>On the other hand, watch out for <a href="http://www.planetizen.com/node/56017" title="Avoiding Undesirable Self-Fulfilling Prophecies | Planetizen">undesirable self-fulfilling prophecies</a>. <span class="aside">[<a href="http://kentsbike.blogspot.com/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<p>Apropos, <a href="http://www.good.is/post/could-urban-planning-reduce-childhood-obesity/" title="Could Urban Planning Reduce Childhood Obesity? - Cities - GOOD">could urban planning reduce childhood obesity</a>?</p>

<p>And <a href="http://www.bikebiz.com/news/read/ni-health-minister-cycling-can-help-us-tackle-obesity-epidemic/012734">Northern Ireland&#8217;s Health Minister says &#8216;Cycling can help us tackle obesity epidemic&#8217; </a> <span class="aside">[<a href="https://twitter.com/#!/jonharker">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<p>But <a href="http://freedomcyclist.blogspot.com.au/2012/03/grow-up-australia-were-pathetic.html">Grow-up, Australia! &#8211; we&#8217;re pathetic</a> (link to <a href="http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/is-this-victorias-most-irresponsible-woman/story-e6frf7jo-1226300948465">article in the Hun</a>). Seriously, there are more important things to get outraged about. <span class="aside">[<a href="http://kimharding.net/blog/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="what-was-i-thinking">What was I thinking?</h3>

<p>A selection of rants on one of my favourite ranting topics:</p>

<ul>
<li><a href="/2006/05/10/no-play-please-were-american/" title="No play please, we’re American | Treadly and Me">No play please, we’re American</a></li>
<li><a href="/2006/07/11/fat-arsed-schoolkids/" title="Fat-arsed schoolkids | Treadly and Me">Fat-arsed schoolkids</a></li>
<li><a href="/2008/08/05/unwrap-the-cotton-wool-and-get-real/" title="Unwrap the cotton wool and get real | Treadly and Me">Unwrap the cotton wool and get real</a></li>
<li><a href="/2009/07/29/what-precisely-is-wrong-with-playing-on-the-road/" title="What precisely is wrong with playing on the road? | Treadly and Me">What precisely is wrong with playing on the road?</a></li>
</ul>

<h3 id="costly">Costly</h3>

<p><a href="http://karlmccracken.sweat365.com/2012/04/09/infographic-the-cost-of-driving/" title="Infographic: The Cost Of Driving » Sweat365 » Fitness Community | Do The Right Thing">Create your own cost of driving infographic</a> thanks to Karl&#8217;s spreadsheet.</p>

<p>While we&#8217;re on the subject, <a href="http://streetsblog.net/2012/04/12/whats-wrong-with-a-car-centric-system-new-video-explains-it-all/" title="What’s Wrong With a Car-Centric System? New Video Explains It All | Streetsblog.net">what’s wrong with a car-centric system</a>?  <span class="aside">[<a href="http://kentsbike.blogspot.com/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="why-do-you-ride-like-that">Why do you ride like that?</h3>

<p><a href="http://cyclingsavvy.org/hows-my-driving/" title="FAQ: Why do you ride like that?">&#8220;Biking in the middle of the lane like that sure looks dangerous.&#8221;</a></p>

<h3 id="no-tribes-please">No tribes please</h3>

<p>Interesting discussion sparked by a <a href="http://treadlyandme.tumblr.com/post/21264145586/johnthemonkey-nickrearden-too-close-to-the" title="Treadly and Me | johnthemonkey: nickrearden: Too close to the...">cartoon in the New Yorker</a>.</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>My key point: don&#8217;t try to tell me that <strong>any</strong> flavour of cyclist is more pure at heart&mdash;we <strong>all</strong> love our bikes, we <strong>all</strong> love cycling&mdash;we just do it differently.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Some good follow-up <a href="http://nickrearden.tumblr.com/post/21226960578/too-close-to-the-truth-from-the-new-yorker-good" title="cripesyescycling">added to the original post</a> later.</p>

<p><span class="aside">For what it&#8217;s worth, I thought the New Yorker cartoon was amusing.</span></p>

<h3 id="history">History</h3>

<p>The Queensland Police Serivce on bicycles, <a href="http://qpsmedia.govspace.gov.au/2012/04/19/then-and-now-bicycles/" title="THEN and NOW – Bicycles | Queensland Police Service News">then and now</a>. Cool. <span class="aside">[<a href="http://www.treadlie.com.au/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<p>See also these <a href="http://www.brainpickings.org/index.php/2012/02/22/vintage-australian-bike-culture/" title="Stunning Vintage Photos of Australian Bike Culture in the Early 1900s | Brain Pickings">stunning vintage photos of early 1900s Australian bike culture</a> <span class="aside">[<a href="http://kentsbike.blogspot.com/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="holding-up-traffic">Holding up traffic</h3>

<p><a href="http://theage.drive.com.au/melbournes-peak-hour-myth-its--more-like-three-20120430-1xthr.html" title="Melbourne Traffic| Melbourne's peak hour myth: it's actually three">Melbourne&#8217;s peak hour myth: it&#8217;s more like three</a>. <span class="aside">[<a href="http://www.darebinbug.org.au/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<p>Suggestion: <a href="http://www.melbournestreet.net/index.php?showimage=697" title="Melbourne Street | fresh original photography from Melbourne's streets | ride a bike">ride a bike</a>. <span class="aside">[<a href="http://www.treadlie.com.au/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="contest-this">Contest this</h3>

<p>Elly Blue has opened <a href="http://takingthelane.com/2012/04/24/photo-contest-bad-streets-for-bicycling/" title="Photo contest: Bad streets for bicycling | Taking the Lane">The Bad Streets for Bicycling Photo Contest</a>.</p>

<h3 id="design-it-print-it">Design it, print it</h3>

<p><a href="http://bikehugger.com/post/view/print-your-own-bike-parts" title="Print Your Own Bike Parts - Bike Hugger">Print your own bike parts</a>. I really want a 3D-printer&hellip;</p>

<h3 id="get-my-drift">Get my drift?</h3>

<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNZCZsHJIR8" title="Trike Drifting - YouTube">Trike Drifting</a>. Yeah, you&#8217;ve probably seen this sort of thing before&hellip;doesn&#8217;t mean you don&#8217;t enjoy watching it again!</p>
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		<title>The world&#8217;s worst MTB rider</title>
		<link>http://treadly.net/2012/03/26/the-worlds-worst-mtb-rider/</link>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://treadlyandme.tumblr.com/tagged/mtb">I love MTB</a>. I think it&#8217;s heaps of fun and I admire those who do it really well. Oh yeah, I watch the videos. I read the magazines. I have the gear.</p>

<p>I am, however, the world&#8217;s worst MTB rider.</p>

<p>No further proof required than this obstacle I tackled this morning:</p>

<div id="attachment_1933" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 410px"><img src="http://treadly.net/assets/1203-worst-mtb.jpg" alt="A small branch fallen across a pathway." title="1203-worst-mtb" width="400" height="533" class="size-full wp-image-1933" /><p class="wp-caption-text">No obstacle is too small for me to crash on.</p></div>

<p>Yep, a not-so-chunky fallen branch lying across the path, just tempting me to demonstrate my rad skillz. Hell, I&#8217;ve seen 8-year-olds bump over logs like this as if it were a twig. Shouldn&#8217;t be a problem.</p>

<p>Fortunately, where my MTB skills are entirely lacking, my falling over skills are right up to scratch. I executed a perfect frontal dismount in the &#8220;oh shit!&#8221; position, finishing off with a smooth &#8220;I hope no one was watching&#8221; twist.</p>

<p>Indeed, I do suck at MTB. But one doesn&#8217;t improve without practice, so you&#8217;ve no idea how devastated I was to find on my way home that the parks and gardens crew had been through and chopped up my favourite new obstacle. What a total lack of consideration for the local MTB numpty!</p>
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		<title>Speedlinking 15 November 2011</title>
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		<description><![CDATA["We try to do rides that are somewhat audacious. If they were easy, it wouldn't be all that satisfying when you get to the finish." --rider, Seattle Randonneurs video]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/28750788" title="Your Peak. Trailer on Vimeo">Your Peak. Trailer</a> on Vimeo. <span class="aside">[via <a href="http://blog.velosport.zp.ua/post/11065670545">velosport</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="urban-cyclists-survival-guide">Urban cyclist&#8217;s survival guide</h3>

<p>Some great tips on tricksome: <a href="http://www.tricksome.com/?p=901" title="Rules to cycle and live by | tricksome">Rules to cycle and live by</a>.</p>

<h3 id="the-road-to-pbp">The Road to PBP</h3>

<p>Forgot to mention this when Paris-Brest-Paris was on, but a highly recommended read is Raymond Parker&#8217;s series of posts on his <a href="http://veloweb.ca/2011/08/03/a-long-road-to-paris-brest-paris/">road to PBP</a>&mdash;I couldn&#8217;t get enough of this story.</p>

<h3 id="woodcrafty">Woodcrafty</h3>

<p><a href="http://www.automotto.com/entry/masterrworks-functioning-wooden-bike-takes-craftsmanship-level/">Masterworks&#8217; functioning wooden bike takes craftsmanship to next level</a> <span class="aside">[Thanks <a href="http://clogwog.net/" title="clogwog.net">tom</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="questionable-taste">Questionable taste</h3>

<p>What do you think of the <a href="http://gwadzilla.blogspot.com/2011/11/saw-posting-of-this-toy-on-facebook.html">Playmobil ambulance with hit-and-run victim toy set</a>? <span class="aside">via <a href="http://bikinginla.wordpress.com/2011/11/08/fed-bike-funding-%e2%80%94-and-your-right-to-the-road-%e2%80%94-in-danger-an-argument-against-mandatory-helmet-laws/">BikingInLA</a></span></p>

<p>I thought it might have been a clever fake, but no: <a href="http://store.playmobilusa.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-US-Site/en_US/Product-Show?pid=4221&amp;cgid=">it&#8217;s real</a>.</p>

<h3 id="bark">Bark!</h3>

<p>Says <a href="http://clogwog.net/" title="clogwog.net">tom</a>, &#8220;I hope I have a video camera ready when I see the first person try this&#8221; technique for <a href="http://www.adventure-journal.com/2011/10/dealing-with-aggressive-dogs-make-your-bark-worse-than-your-bike/">dealing with aggressive dogs</a>.</p>

<h3 id="share-the-lurve">Share the lurve</h3>

<p><a href="http://spinlister.com/about" title="Spinlister | About Us">Spinlister</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>Spinlister is a bike rental marketplace that allows you to find a great bike to rent or list your bike to earn cash (or hopefully both!). We think biking is the best way to get around and explore&hellip;Spinlister takes all the best bikes available for rent, whether from bike shops or individuals, and puts them all in one place.</p>
</blockquote>

<p><span class="aside">[<a href="http://wefollow.com/kentsbike">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="melbournes-troubled-bike-share-scheme">&#8220;Melbourne’s troubled bike-share scheme&#8221;</h3>

<p>&#8220;Melbourne&#8217;s troubled bike-share scheme has been pushed into the suburbs in a bid to boost its poor numbers&#8221; according to Melbourne’s <a href="http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/more-news/scheme-peddled-in-the-suburbs/story-fn7x8me2-1226180454787" title="Melbourne's bike-share scheme peddled in suburbs | Herald Sun">little paper</a> and by &#8220;suburbs&#8221; they mean &#8220;Port Melbourne, Richmond and South Melbourne&#8221;. Dude, to most people in Melbourne that’s still inner city.</p>

<p>At any rate, that sounds more like some bike stations are being redeployed to logical places where they should have been in the first place, not a concerted push into the suburbs.</p>

<h3 id="bike-shaped-objects-ugly-bad-good">Bike Shaped Objects: ugly, bad&hellip;good?</h3>

<p><a href="http://www.bikebiz.com/features/read/are-bsos-bad-for-business/011500">Are BSOs bad for business?</a> makes a similar point to that which I made about <a href="http://treadly.net/2008/11/10/sneering-at-the-supermarket-bike/">cheap bikes at Aldi</a>.</p>

<h3 id="cycling-vs-adhd">Cycling vs ADHD</h3>

<p>Article in Bicycling Magazine, <a href="http://www.bicycling.com/news/featured-stories/riding-my-ritalin">Riding is My Ritalin</a> asks, &#8220;Did we put a generation of potential Tour de France riders on Ritalin instead of giving them bikes?&#8221;</p>

<h3 id="video-bonanza">Video bonanza</h3>

<ul>
<li>If you ever wondered why randonneurs do it, take a look at this <a href="http://vimeo.com/31356319" title="Seattle Randonneurs Trailer on Vimeo">Seattle Randonneurs Trailer</a>. <span class="aside">[<a href="http://keithsnyder.wordpress.com/category/whatever/favorite/">twitterer</a>]</span></li>
<li><a href="http://treadlyandme.tumblr.com/post/12578796699/another-cool-bike-ad-by-hutchinson-even-if-i" title="Treadly and Me | Another cool bike ad by Hutchinson">Another cool bike ad by Hutchinson</a> (even if I don’t quite believe what they’re offering).</li>
<li>A terrific video via <a href="http://www.velotroll.com/post/9981784104/a-great-documentary-in-german-with-english" title="VeloTroll">VeloTroll</a> about a cross-country stage race&mdash;is it cyclocross, MTB orienteering, or rough-road randonneuring?</li>
<li><a href="http://neilbrowne.com/2011/11/im-sexy-and-i-know-it/" title="I'm sexy and I know it | Browne Eye Cycling Blog">I&#8217;m sexy and I know it</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://bikelisa.tumblr.com/post/12186529803/3-year-bike-tour-in-3-minutes-blink-and-youll" title="bike lisa, 3 year bike tour in 3 minutes! Blink and you’ll miss it...">3 year bike tour in 3 minutes</a>!</li>
<li><a href="http://vimeo.com/26179832" title="Heli Test #1 on Vimeo">Gorgeous aerial video</a> on Vimeo.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrlEQ15mVPM&amp;feature=player_embedded" title="The world has changed. You can too. WWF-Canada can help. - YouTube">The world has changed. You can too</a>. <span class="aside">[via <a href="http://putthefunbetweenyourlegs.tumblr.com/post/11788711776">PUT THE FUN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS</a>]</span></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqCueUsZ7rg">BOND bicycle with ejector seat and flamethrower</a> <span class="aside">[Thanks <a href="http://clogwog.net/" title="clogwog.net">tom</a>]</span></li>
<li><a href="http://vimeo.com/29106106">A professional display of 50 No Handed Bike Moves performed to &#8220;Golden Tree&#8221; by Martin Brooks</a>.</li>
</ul>

<h3>Herne Hill velodrome</h3>

<p><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/gallery/2011/aug/02/herne-hill-velodrome-in-pictures" title="Herne Hill velodrome – in pictures | Sport | guardian.co.uk">guardian.co.uk</a>: &#8220;London&#8217;s last remaining venue from the 1948 Olympics is to be restored to its former glory following an energetic renovation campaign from local residents and cycling fans&#8221;.</p>

<h3 id="we-are-traffic-just-not-this-sort-of-traffic">We are traffic&mdash;just not this sort of traffic</h3>

<p>WSJ.com on <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203733504577024000381790904.html?mod=rss_Health" title="Why Traffic Jams Are Bad for Your Health - WSJ.com">why traffic jams are bad for your health</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>As roadways choke on traffic, researchers suspect that the tailpipe exhaust from cars and trucks&mdash;especially tiny carbon particles already implicated in heart disease, cancer and respiratory ailments&mdash;may also injure brain cells and synapses key to learning and memory.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Oh, <i>goody!</i></p>

<h3 id="laidback">Laidback</h3>

<ul>
<li><a href="http://litobike.blogspot.com/" title="Mi recumbent">Mi recumbent</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AUKF-tCPPY&amp;feature=player_embedded" title="Clip de una recumbent argentina - YouTube">Clip de una recumbent argentina</a></li>
<li><a href="http://treadlyandme.tumblr.com/post/11942803650/classy-recumbent" title="Treadly and Me | Classy recumbent">Classy recumbent</a></li>
</ul>

<p>And remember, if you diss recumbents apparently <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTnIjqEA4Ro" title="Beard Slap">this is what you get</a>.</p>

<h3 id="cyclist-bum">Cyclist = bum?</h3>

<p><a href="http://lovelybike.blogspot.com/2011/08/bicycles-time-and-leisure.html" title="Lovely Bicycle!: Bicycles, Time and Leisure">Lovely Bicycle!</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>Okay, so I&#8217;ve basically been told &#8211; albeit in the friendliest way &#8211; that I was either a bum or a woman of leisure if I had the time to travel by bike.</p>
</blockquote>

<p><span class="aside">[<a href="https://twitter.com/#!/eriksandblom">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="too-true">Too true</h3>

<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-1n--L8Pjs" title="How to True a Bicycle Wheel - YouTube">How to true a bicycle wheel</a> on a home-made stand. A very practical video.</p>

<h3 id="bloggage">Bloggage</h3>

<ul>
<li><a href="http://449km.blogspot.com/">449 km</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.hipsternascar.com/">Hipster Nascar</a></li>
</ul>

<h3 id="going-soft">Going soft?</h3>

<p>Are you going soft? <a href="http://urbanvelo.org/a%E2%80%99me-heated-grips/">A’ME Heated Grips</a> will be right up your alley. <span class="aside"><a href="http://clogwog.net/">twitterer</a></span></p>

<h3 id="htfu">HTFU!</h3>

<p><a href="http://internationale.teamjva.com/">Jahvahaah</a>: not enough cool to go around.</p>

<h3 id="the-best-route-to-road-safety-dont-drive">The best route to road safety: don&#8217;t drive</h3>

<p>Professor Hank Weiss, director of the Injury Prevention Research Unit at New Zealand’s University of Otago, aregues that the <a href="http://theconversation.edu.au/best-route-to-youth-road-safety-not-driving-4154" title="Best route to youth road safety: not driving">best route to youth road safety is not driving</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>They call for deep change in road safety instead of the old paradigm of focusing in on trying to make people safe while they drive more. We should think about the more holistic approach, and think about the safety that stems from driving less, and about the multiple benefits across society from driving less&hellip;</p>
  
  <p>I’m talking about active transport as a safety measure&hellip;The more you drive, the more you’re at risk&hellip;There’s a multiple flow-on effect from reduction in vehicle miles traveled in terms of safety.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Logical really: reduce your exposure, reduce your risk.</p>

<h3 id="put-down-that-damn-phone">Put down that damn phone</h3>

<p>Meanwhile road.cc on <a href="http://road.cc/content/news/47314-how-make-roads-safer-turn-those-mobiles" title="How to make the roads safer? Turn off those mobiles | road.cc">How to make the roads safer? Turn off those mobiles</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>As cyclists we all know that mobile-phone-using drivers are a dangerous nuisance, and here&#8217;s the proof. UAE newspaper <a href="http://www.thenational.ae/news/uae-news/blackberry-cuts-made-roads-safer-police-say">The National</a> reports that during the recent outage in the Blackberry network, which affected email, internet and messaging services for users of the popular smartphone, accidents fell by 20% in Dubai and 40% in Abu Dhabi.</p>
</blockquote>

<h3 id="evolution-of-speed">Evolution of speed</h3>

<p>New Scientist: <a href="http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn21034-cars-have-evolved-to-go-faster--but-humans-havent.html" title="Cars have evolved to go faster – but humans haven't - opinion - 11 October 2011 - New Scientist">Cars have evolved to go faster – but humans haven&#8217;t</a></p>

<p><a href="http://www.autoblog.com/2011/10/21/car-buffs-more-likely-to-be-aggressive-drivers-in-other-news-g/" title="Car buffs more likely to be aggressive drivers. In other news, grass green, sky blue">Car buffs more likely to be aggressive drivers. In other news, grass green, sky blue</a> <span class="aside">[<a href="http://www.quickrelease.tv/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="speed-cameras-work">Speed cameras work</h3>

<p>Yes, <a href="http://theconversation.edu.au/slow-down-on-speed-camera-hysteria-2625" title="Slow down on speed camera hysteria">speed cameras work</a>, now shut the hell up.</p>

<h3 id="active-transport-ftw">Active transport FTW!</h3>

<p>NPR.org on the <a href="http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2011/11/02/141937325/secret-to-a-long-healthy-life-bike-to-the-store?sc=fb&amp;cc=fp" title="Secret To A Long, Healthy Life: Bike To The Store : Shots - Health Blog : NPR">secret to a long, healthy life: bike to the store</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>Researchers at the University of Wisconsin were wondering if getting people out of their cars just a wee bit would create measurable improvements in health&hellip;They found that if the Midwesterners ran half of their short-distance errands by bike rather than by car, 1,100 deaths would be avoided each year, and $7 billion would be saved in reduced health-care costs. The trips were 2.5 miles one way; less than a 25-minute bike ride, the researchers figure.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Meanwhile, research out of <a href="http://www.med.lu.se/nyheter/111031_pendling" title="Pendling – dåligt för hälsan? | Medicinska fakulteten, Lunds universitet">Lund University</a> finds that car and public transport commuters report poorer health than bicycle and pedestrian commuters.</p>

<h3 id="ridiculous">Ridiculous!</h3>

<p>Kim Harding: <a href="http://www.kimharding.net/blog/?p=1687" title="Say no to ridiculous car trips « the ubiquitous blog">say no to ridiculous car trips</a>, while Karl McCracken and Carlton Reid trade ideas on how to <a href="http://karlmccracken.sweat365.com/2011/08/04/it-got-built-why-didnt-they-come/">increase the proportion of short trips made by bike</a>.</p>

<h3 id="utility-cycling-discouraged">Utility cycling discouraged</h3>

<p>The Courier Mail reports on a <a href="http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/filmmaker-launches-video-campaign-to-axe-mandatory-cyclist-helmet-law/story-e6freoof-1226182342611" title="Filmmaker launches video campaign to axe mandatory cyclist helmet law | Courier Mail">video campaign to axe mandatory cyclist helmet law</a>.  <span class="aside">[<a href="http://www.thedappercycle.com/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<p>So, <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/108910/What-is-wrong-with-bicycle-helmets">what is wrong with bicycle helmets</a>? <span class="aside">[Thanks <a href="http://clogwog.net/" title="clogwog.net">tom</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="car-free-livin">Car-free livin&#8217;</h3>

<p>msnbc.com lists <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45125849/" title="The best cities to live car-free in America - Business - Going Green - msnbc.com">the best cities to live car-free in America</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>The majority of cities that are easy to maneuver on foot or by public access also have relatively large bicycle communities. For example, more people bike to work in a city like Portland, Ore., than in a city like San Antonio, Texas, which is not very pedestrian or bicyclist friendly. These cities tend to have an exceptional number of programs and bylaws for bicyclists. Seven of the cities on the 24/7 Wall St.’s list are also featured on <a href="http://www.bicycling.com/news/advocacy/america%E2%80%99s-top-50-bike-friendly-cities"> Bicycling magazine&#8217;s</a> list of the top 50 bike-friendly cities.</p>
</blockquote>

<h3 id="urban-design-fail">Urban design fail</h3>

<p>The Washington Post asks <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/ezra-klein/post/can-we-stop-gas-prices-from-squeezing-the-middle-class/2011/10/21/gIQAV0im3L_blog.html" title="Can we stop gas prices from squeezing the middle class? - The Washington Post">Can we stop gas prices from squeezing the middle class</a>? <span class="aside">[<a href="https://twitter.com/#!/ryebutler">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<p>Speaking of design failure, BikePortland.org on <a href="http://bikeportland.org/2011/10/31/odot-ready-to-install-29-new-bikeway-signs-near-i-5-bridge-61299" title="BikePortland.org » Blog Archive » ODOT ready to install 29 new bikeway signs near I-5 bridge">ODOT ready to install 29 new bikeway signs near I-5 bridge</a>. <span class="aside">[via <a href="https://plus.google.com/111552035516401840199/posts">Paul Johnson</a>]</span></p>

<p>29 wayfinding signs required for one bridge?!? Sounds like a fundamental design fail to me.</p>

<h3 id="zombie-bike-apocalypse">Zombie bike apocalypse</h3>

<p><a href="http://flyingpigeon-la.com/2011/10/is-america-ready-for-the-zombie-bike-pocalypse/" title="Is America ready for the Zombie-bike-pocalypse?">Is America ready for the Zombie-bike-pocalypse</a>? <span class="aside">[<a href="http://takingthelane.com/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<p>The <a href="http://treadlyandme.tumblr.com/tagged/zombies">zombies are coming</a>, I tell you!</p>

<h3 id="more-crap">More crap</h3>

<p>The Melbourne Urbanist on <a href="http://melbourneurbanist.wordpress.com/2011/10/22/what-were-they-thinking/" title="What were they thinking? « The Melbourne Urbanist">more bikes are for creeps and losers crap</a>. See also the discussion kicked-off by <a href="https://plus.google.com/116320504699810105403/posts/8qMPufWPUxn" title="Richard Masoner - Google+">Richard Masoner</a>.</p>

<h3 id="passing">Passing</h3>

<p>Remember <a href="/2006/09/12/compensating-for-the-safety-of-a-helmet/" title="Compensating for the safety of a helmet?">Ian Walker&#8217;s reseach</a> on passing distances? Well the most &#8216;dubious&#8217; of his findings, based on how feminine Dr Walker looks in a long wig, has been replicated in a report by <a href="http://www.dot.state.fl.us/research-center/Completed_Proj/Summary_RD/FDOT_BDK82%20977-01_rpt.pdf">Florida Department of Transportation</a> [PDF]. Yes, female riders do generally get more passing space. <span class="aside">[<a href="http://drianwalker.com/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="keep-calm">Keep calm</h3>

<p>The Urban Country Bicycle Blog argues the topic <a href="http://www.theurbancountry.com/2011/10/traffic-calming-waste-of-money.html" title="The Urban Country Bicycle Blog: Traffic Calming A Waste Of Money?">traffic calming a waste of money</a>? <span class="aside">[<a href="http://www.ecf.com/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="punter">Punter</h3>

<p>Hobsons Bay Leader on <a href="http://hobsons-bay-leader.whereilive.com.au/news/story/getting-a-free-punt-on-the-yarra/" title="Getting a free punt on the Yarra - Local News - News - Hobsons Bay Leader">getting a free punt on the Yarra</a>. Yep, the Westgate punt is back.</p>

<h3 id="it-doesnt-happen-overnight">It doesn&#8217;t happen overnight&hellip;</h3>

<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuBdf9jYj7o&amp;feature=youtu.be" title="How the Dutch got their cycle paths - YouTube">How the Dutch got their cycle paths</a> <span class="aside">[<a href="http://cfsmtb.net/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<p>But &#8220;how did we lose our pedestrian-, bike- and transit-friendly cities so easily?&#8221; <a href="http://theconversation.edu.au/wide-open-road-how-did-australia-plan-pedestrians-cyclists-and-transit-out-of-its-cities-3944" title="Wide Open Road: how did Australia plan pedestrians, cyclists and transit out of its cities?">The answer, as always, is &#8220;politics&#8221;</a>.</p>

<h3 id="bikes-outsell-cars-the-illusion">Bikes outsell cars: the illusion</h3>

<p>Preventive Medicine: <a href="http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S009174351100380X" title="ScienceDirect - Preventive Medicine : 'Where have all the bicycles gone?' Are bicycle sales in Australia translated into health-enhancing levels of bicycle usage?">&#8220;Where have all the bicycles gone?&#8221; Are bicycle sales in Australia translated into health-enhancing levels of bicycle usage</a>? <span class="aside">[<a href="https://twitter.com/#!/nitramluap">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="unusually-good">Unusually good</h3>

<p>Here&#8217;s something unusual in the mainstream media: a <a href="http://www.theage.com.au/executive-style/fitness/forget-the-ferrari-bring-me-a-bike-20111101-1msyx.html" title="Forget the Ferrari, bring me a bike">generally positive cycling story</a> with generally positive comments:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>But it&#8217;s now clear the benefits of regular riding with mates go way beyond just keeping physically fit, allowing participants also to tap into the sort of social support network psychologists say is essential to good mental health. In fact, while cycling has long been labelled &#8220;the new golf&#8221;, increasingly it is also winning a reputation as &#8220;the new men&#8217;s shed&#8221;.</p>
</blockquote>

<h3 id="the-japanese-way">The Japanese way</h3>

<p><a href="http://www.tokyobybike.com/2011/03/toyota-proposes-250000km-of-bicycle.html" title="Tokyo By Bike: Toyota proposes 250,000km of bicycle lanes across Japan over 5 years">Toyota proposes 250,000km of bicycle lanes across Japan over 5 years</a> <span class="aside">[<a href="http://www.treadlie.com.au/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="the-russian-way">The Russian way</h3>

<p><a href="http://dashperiod.tumblr.com/post/12279569242/moscow-builds-its-first-cycle-path-and-it-seems" title="dashperiod | Moscow builds it’s first cycle path and it seems...">Moscow builds it’s first cycle path</a>&mdash;and it looks like they used <a href="http://www.warringtoncyclecampaign.co.uk/facility-of-the-month/" title="Crap Cycle Lanes of Warrington">Crap Cycle Lanes of Warrington</a> as a reference guide.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://takingthelane.com/zine/" title="Taking the Lane">Elly Blue</a> recently wrote at <a href="http://www.grist.org/biking/2011-10-25-dont-hate-me-because-im-a-smart-biker" title="True confessions of a bicycle scofflaw">Grist</a> about the joy of being abused on the road for doing "something that's totally, mundanely legal".<br />I had one of those experiences today.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Before I go on, I should point out that I don&#8217;t often write about negative interactions with drivers, partly because I don&#8217;t really have that many (it must be that look of psychopathic menace that I&#8217;ve been working on) and partly because I&#8217;ve long since developed the ability to shrug off <a href="/2009/03/09/his-attitude-is-not-my-problem/" title="His attitude is not my problem">other people&#8217;s attitude problems</a> and try to <a href="/2010/10/27/keeping-perspective/" title="Keeping perspective">keep things in perspective</a>. And there are so many other great things about cycling that I&#8217;d much rather discuss.</p>

<p>But today&#8217;s incident was so laughable, so rich in irony, I only regret that I didn&#8217;t have a video camera to share it with you.</p>

<p>First I need to explain a little about the road where it happened: heading north-to-south on Elzabeth St in North Melbourne there are two traffic lanes, and just before the Victoria St intersection the left lane splits into two left-turn lanes and the right-hand lane continues as the single through traffic lane (there is actually a second through traffic lane, but it&#8217;s separated by a traffic island). See this section of <a href="http://maps.google.com.au/maps?ll=-37.805783,144.959458&amp;spn=0.00106,0.002376&amp;gl=au&amp;t=h&amp;vpsrc=0&amp;z=19">Google Maps</a> to get the idea (note: left-hand rule of the road, if you&#8217;re not from around here).</p>

<p>I was riding a <a href="http://www.melbournebikeshare.com.au/" title="Melbourne Bike Share">Bike Share blue bike</a> and, as the traffic was pretty light, I was sure that I&#8217;d be of no inconvenience taking the inside lane while faster moving vehicles passed on the outside.</p>

<p>Apparently not.</p>

<p>My man came up behind honking and carrying on. I really couldn&#8217;t work out his problem&mdash;why didn&#8217;t he just go around? I was going straight ahead at Victoria St, so I changed over to the right-hand lane without a problem&mdash;why couldn&#8217;t he do the same?</p>

<p>He pulled up beside me at the traffic light, me in the right hand (through traffic) lane, he in the second left-hand turn lane. His window was down. Here we go&hellip;</p>

<p><b>Driver:</b> What do you think you&#8217;re doing, holding up the traffic?</p>

<p><b>Me:</b> [never believing I'd actually say this] Mate, I am traffic.</p>

<p><b>Driver:</b> Well, what&#8217;s the bike lane for?</p>

<p><b>Me:</b> [pointing out the obvious] Where is the bike lane here?</p>

<p><b>Driver:</b> Well, ride on the footpath. [AKA sidewalk, if you're not from around here]</p>

<p><b>Me:</b> It&#8217;s <em>illegal</em> for an adult to ride on the footpath.</p>

<p>I was in the middle of suggesting that if he was so ignorant of the road rules perhaps he should hand-in his license, when the the green turning arrow appeared and his line of traffic started moving, and he along with it. But then he pulled up at the intersection, even though the green arrow was still showing&mdash;thus holding up the row of traffic behind him!</p>

<p>I was already hooting with laughter and pouring derision on his driving &#8216;skill&#8217; when the left turn light went red, the through traffic light changed to green and he leapt away from the line like a startled rabbit&mdash;going straight ahead. Yep, it turns out that he should have been in the right-hand, through traffic lane all the time&mdash;where he would have been if he&#8217;d just pulled his head in and gone around me in the first place.</p>

<p>Astonishing ignorance and stupidity, and he had the gall to abuse <em>me</em> for operating my vehicle completely legally and safely.</p>

<p>How then could I resist, a little further down the road, from ringing my bell and giving him a cheerful wave as I breezed past his car, stationary in a line of traffic? I mean, I was riding in the bike lane&mdash;just as he&#8217;d instructed me to.</p>
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		<title>Speedlinking 5 July 2011</title>
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		<description><![CDATA["My advice to you is that when you're out on your bike, as often as possible, look up from your Garmin, heart rate monitor and bike computer, and look around and enjoy. Maybe even leave technology at home?" --xcmankan]]></description>
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<h3 id="is-andy-schleck-in-yellow">Is Andy Schleck in yellow?</h3>

<p><a href="http://isandyinyellow.com/" title="Well, is he?">isandyinyellow.com/</a></p>

<h3 id="letter-from-rwanda">Letter From Rwanda</h3>

<p><a href="http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/07/11/110711fa_fact_gourevitch" title="Letter From Rwanda: Climbers : The New Yorker">Philip Gourevitch in The New Yorker</a> on Team Rwanda.</p>

<h3 id="obesity">Obesity</h3>

<p><a href="http://theconversation.edu.au/over-60-australian-adults-now-overweight-or-obese-1924" title="Over 60% Australian adults now overweight or obese">Over 60% Australian adults now overweight or obese</a>, and yet the myth persists that <a href="http://theconversation.edu.au/mondays-medical-myth-exercise-makes-you-eat-more-food-and-gain-weight-1614" title="Monday's medical myth: exercise makes you eat more food and gain weight">exercise makes you eat more food and gain weight</a>.</p>

<h3 id="work-it-out">Work it out</h3>

<p><a href="http://www.getrichslowly.org/blog/2011/06/27/biking-vs-driving-calculator/" title="Biking vs. Driving Calculator">Bike advocates often point out how much people can save by driving less, but their general numbers are tough to translate to a personal level</a>. <span class="aside">[Thanks <a href="http://clogwog.net/" title="clogwog.net">tom</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="gadgets-and-gear">Gadgets and gear</h3>

<ul>
<li><a href="http://travellingtwo.com/resources/gps-systems-for-bicycle-touring" title="GPS Systems For Bicycle Touring | TravellingTwo: Bicycle Touring Around The World">GPS Systems For Bicycle Touring</a></li>
<li><a href="http://kentsbike.blogspot.com/2010/07/tour-divide-stuff-that-worked-patagonia.html" title="Kent's Bike Blog: Tour Divide - Stuff That Worked - Patagonia Torrentshell Jacket">Stuff That Worked &#8211; Patagonia Torrentshell Jacket</a></li>
</ul>

<h3 id="mapping-a-route-to-an-alternative">Mapping a route to an alternative</h3>

<p>Once the pace-setting for online bike route mapping, <a href="http://www.bikely.com/">bikely.com</a> has been a bit shaky of late and <a href="http://groups.google.com/group/audax-oz/browse_thread/thread/177cb2dc117ea10c">some users seem to be abandoning ship</a> for other services. Leading alternatives appear to be:</p>

<ul>
<li><a href="http://ridewithgps.com/">Ride With GPS</a></li>
<li><a href="http://bikeroutetoaster.com/">Bike Route Toaster</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.mapmyride.com/">MapMyRIDE</a></li>
</ul>

<p>We&#8217;d be happy to hear about other interesting options.</p>

<h3 id="design">Design</h3>

<p><a href="http://clogwog.net/" title="clogwog.net">tom</a> selects:</p>

<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.toyotapriusprojects.com/#/011" title="Toyota Prius Projects: No. 011">Parlee Cycles is building a bike that encapsulates the forward-thinking design ideas of the Toyota Prius</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.solar-cross.thekpv.com/">Solar + Cross (e bike)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.likecool.com/Pedal_Powered_School_Bus--Bike--Gear.html">Pedal Powered School Bus</a>&mdash;not a lot of fun to pedal back to the depot when all of the kids have got off.  </li>
</ul>

<h3 id="take-a-tip">Take a tip</h3>

<p><a href="http://urbanridingtips.blogspot.com/" title="http://urbanridingtips.blogspot.com">Urban Riding Tips</a>&mdash;hilarious.</p>

<h3 id="tech-bike-share">Tech + bike = share</h3>

<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/06/29/insert-coin-social-bicycles-bike-sharing-system-video/">Engadget</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>SoBi interfaces with a mobile app, which lets you locate and unlock unreserved bikes around the city&hellip;The system implements a clever financial incentive to have bikes returned to strategically located hubs, charging a fee for users who prefer to leave bikes elsewhere, then offering the same amount as a credit for riders who rent that bike and return it to a hub.</p>
</blockquote>

<p><span class="aside">[Thanks <a href="http://clogwog.net/" title="clogwog.net">tom</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="in-other-cities">In other cities</h3>

<h4 id="new-york">New York</h4>

<p><a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304070104576399972538343738.html" title="NYC and Bikes: Rubber Meets Road - WSJ.com">Jason Gay at WSJ.com</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>That&#8217;s the beauty of a bike, a simple machine with two wheels and zero ideology. When you can turn a pedal and feel safe, it&#8217;s fun and makes sense.</p>
  
  <p>And anyone can ride. There have been cheesy distortions of cycling as a trendy, elite activity—to link bike paths to ongoing gentrification, and claim the city is catering to a hipster fringe.</p>
  
  <p>You want to see what a fraud that argument is? Get on a bike and ride. For every Spandexed obsessive tucked on a $3,000 carbon fiber frame you&#8217;ll see 100 people of every imaginable background just trying to get to work, do their job, have fun with their kids, safely spin from A to B.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>On the other hand, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/04/nyregion/number-of-female-cyclists-lags-in-new-york-with-safety-as-a-concern.html">Christine Haughney at nytimes.com</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>When Julie Hirschfeld opened a bicycle boutique for women, she envisioned fashion-obsessed customers with a disdain for spandex flooding in to buy bikes and accessories they would model along New York City&#8217;s paved catwalks: miles and miles of new bicycle paths&hellip;One year later, Ms. Hirschfeld has conceded that it takes more than fashion to get women on bikes&hellip;</p>
  
  <p>Despite the city&#8217;s efforts to become more bike friendly, male cyclists in New York continue to outnumber female cyclists three to one, just as they have steadily over the past two decades. Data tracked by the city and private groups shows the gap between male and female cyclists is even wider in areas where vehicular traffic is more concentrated.</p>
</blockquote>

<p><span class="aside"><a href="https://twitter.com/#!/CycleAdagio/status/87684418256384000">twitterer</a></span></p>

<h4 id="amsterdam">Amsterdam</h4>

<p><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/jun/26/road-safety-cyclists-helmet" title="The danger of road safety | Peter Preston | Comment is free | The Guardian">Peter Preston at guardian.co.uk</a></p>

<blockquote>
  <p>Cyclists rule in this city. Take a population of 780,000. Reckon that 75% of them over the age of 12 owns a bike, and that over half of them take a spin every day. Then look, in amazement, at the kit they wear (or rather, the kit they don&#8217;t wear). No lurid jackets or flashing lights. No protective pads, gloves or twiddly bits. And no helmets, either. Nobody wears a helmet.</p>
</blockquote>

<h4 id="zurich">Zurich</h4>

<p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/27/science/earth/27traffic.html?_r=2" title="Europe Stifles Drivers in Favor of Mass Transit and Walking - NYTimes.com">Elisabeth Rosenthal at NYTimes.com</a></p>

<blockquote>
  <p>&#8220;In the United States, there has been much more of a tendency to adapt cities to accommodate driving,&#8221; said Peder Jensen, head of the Energy and Transport Group at the European Environment Agency. &#8220;Here there has been more movement to make cities more livable for people, to get cities relatively free of cars.&#8221;</p>
  
  <p>To that end, the municipal Traffic Planning Department here in Zurich has been working overtime in recent years to torment drivers. Closely spaced red lights have been added on roads into town, causing delays and angst for commuters&hellip;As he stood watching a few cars inch through a mass of bicycles and pedestrians, the city&#8217;s chief traffic planner, Andy Fellmann, smiled. &#8220;Driving is a stop-and-go experience,&#8221; he said. &#8220;That&#8217;s what we like! Our goal is to reconquer public space for pedestrians, not to make it easy for drivers.&#8221;</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Plus a little note of reassurance for nervous Swanston St traders in Melbourne:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>While Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg has generated controversy in New York by &#8220;pedestrianizing&#8221; a few areas like Times Square, many European cities have already closed vast areas to car traffic. Store owners in Zurich had worried that the closings would mean a drop in business, but that fear has proved unfounded, Mr. Fellmann said, because pedestrian traffic increased 30 to 40 percent where cars were banned.</p>
</blockquote>

<h4 id="rotterdam">Rotterdam</h4>

<p><a href="http://www.24oranges.nl/2011/06/27/rotterdam-plans-to-give-away-free-bikes-from-stash/">Orangemaster at 24 oranges</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>The city of Rotterdam is currently looking into the possibility of giving people whose bikes were stolen a new bike — well no, &#8216;another&#8217; bike, one that was &#8216;towed away&#8217;. Illegally parked bikes (yes, if you park it in the wrong place because the racks are too full or whatever, the city takes them away) are to be re-used and given to people who had their bikes stolen.</p>
</blockquote>

<p><span class="aside">[Thanks <a href="http://clogwog.net/" title="clogwog.net">tom</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="riding-without-headphones">Riding without headphones</h3>

<p>Problem solved: <a href="http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php/718742-I-Don-t-Wear-Headphones-While-I-m-Cycling" title="I Don't Wear Headphones While I'm Cycling">I don&#8217;t wear headphones while I&#8217;m cycling</a>.</p>

<h3 id="look-around">Look around</h3>

<p><a href="http://velonavia.outsideonline.se/2011/06/27/den-blomstertid/" title="Den blomstertid… | Velonavia – Cykelkultur">xcmankan</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>My advice to you is that when you&#8217;re out on your bike, as often as possible, look up from your Garmin, heart rate monitor and bike computer, and look around and enjoy. Maybe even leave technology at home?</p>
</blockquote>

<h3 id="envy">Envy</h3>

<ul>
<li><a href="http://thebicycleisart.com/post/6972623254/fallen-leaves" title="The Bicycle is Art — Fallen Leaves">Fallen Leaves</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/travelling_two/5882570824/" title="P1020017 | Flickr - Photo Sharing!">Northern Italy is beautiful for mountain biking. Highly recommended!</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/32909381@N04/5882012958">A European super classic in the middle of northern province with the taste of ketchup</a>.</li>
</ul>

<h3 id="saddle">Saddle</h3>

<p><a href="http://www.londoncyclist.co.uk/cycling-accessories/are-you-sitting-comfortably/" title="Are you sitting comfortably?">Are you sitting comfortably?</a></p>

<h3 id="beauty-in-utility">Beauty in Utility</h3>

<p>Mike Rubbo&#8217;s upcoming exhibition: <a href="http://www.sydneycyclist.com/profiles/blogs/mike-rubbos-upcoming" title="Mike Rubbo's upcoming exhibition - Sydney Cyclist">Nothing but bikes: Beauty in Utility</a>. <span class="aside">[<a href="http://www.nikdow.net/personal">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="hack-bike-appliances">Hack: bike appliances</h3>

<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.theridingreporter.com/2011/06/bike-powered-sewing-machine.html" title="The Riding Reporter: Bike-powered sewing machine">Bike-powered sewing machine</a> <span class="aside">[<a href="http://www.ballardnewstribune.com/">twitterer</a>]</span></li>
<li><a href="http://www.automotto.com/entry/spincycle-a-student-invented-pedal-powered-washing-machine/" title="Spincycle: A student invented pedal powered washing machine">Spincycle is a washing machine that can be powered by pedalling</a> <span class="aside">[Thanks <a href="http://clogwog.net/" title="clogwog.net">tom</a>]</span></li>
</ul>

<h3 id="watch-out-for-the-lumberjack">Watch out for the lumberjack</h3>

<p><a href="http://www.velorution.biz/2011/06/tree-vandals/" title="Tree vandals – Velorution">Tree vandals and bike thieves</a> <span class="aside">[<a href="http://www.mccracken.me.uk/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="tourture">Tourture</h3>

<p>Not sure why Skoda doesn&#8217;t seem to be playing its <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/skoda?blend=4&amp;ob=5#p/a/u/0/cNunotJ14o8">Tourture</a> advert in Australia. It beats the one with the dude playing glasses of water. <span class="aside">[<a href="http://quickrelease.tv/">twitterer</a>]</span></p>

<h3 id="doing-it-tough">Doing it tough</h3>

<p><a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304314404576414124184873028.html" title="Riding the Tour De Vegetable: David Zabriskie Plans to Race in France on (Almost) Vegan Diet - WSJ.com">American David Zabriskie aims to compete in the world&#8217;s most grueling bike race—as a (near) vegan</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>Experts say he is the first cyclist to attempt the most difficult bike race in the world sans meat, dairy or eggs. (He will cheat slightly, he says, because he plans to eat small amounts of salmon two days per week to increase iron absorption).</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Whoa! Respect.</p>

<h3 id="ride-big-claim-the-lane">Ride big: claim the lane</h3>

<p><a href="http://commuteorlando.com/wordpress/2010/11/29/helping-motorists-with-lane-positioning/" title="Helping Motorists With Lane Positioning | Commute Orlando">Helping motorists with lane positioning</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>When the cyclist is in the center of the lane, it’s immediately clear to the motorist that passing within the lane is impossible, so the driver changes lanes at the earliest opportunity.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>With video demonstration.</p>
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