- Gro-oan
- A piece of black tarmac goes into a bar and says, “Give me a pint and make it quick because I’m hard and scared of no-one”. Just them a piece of red tarmac comes up to the bar and the black piece dashes into the toilet. After a while he come out and says, “Has he gone yet?” The barman says, “What’s all this I’m scared of no-one?” The black tarmac replies, “No-one messes with him, he’s a cycle-path”
- Oooo, sorry about that…
- A way with words
- There’s no doubt about it, Surly Dave does have a way with words:
And a big hi to the truck driver who passed too close yesterday in Sandy Bay yesterday before turning left in front of me. Two goes and you still missed, you mullet-headed loser.
- Guffaw
- Puzzling
- Puzzlecat—8 December, 7:30am, Federation Square:
The puzzlecat will be a fixed time team pairs event… something like a cross between an alleycat, treasure hunt and rogaine.
Sounds good. - More of those lists
- You know you’ve been commuting too long when… Yeah, I do that rearview-mirror-while-walking thing all the bloody time and I also drive wide enough not to be doored…
- 18 Ways To Know That You Have Bicycle Culture:
13. You don’t even know that you live in a ‘bike culture’ and have never used the expression. You just ride.
Indeed. - More Copenhagen for Melbourne
- Segregated bike lanes proposed for Albert Street, East Melbourne.
- DIY Design
- Fancy yourself a bike designer? Or just like to play? Have you had a fiddle with Bike CAD?
- Lock? What lock?
- The best locks to protect your wheels (I think I’ve linked to this before, but in the light of yesterday’s entry I thought it was timely.)
- I see where you’re coming from, but…
- Could this asshole-motorist repellant actually work?
- Ah, no. Don’t do that, buddy. That is an extremely dangerous idea.
[Image: Bidegorri by Imamon on Flickr]